A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog. The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes -- that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband he richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world.
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
WITH A BIG TIME TIP OF THE HAT TO SANDEE FROM WHOM I GOT THIS FROM.
I HOPE THAT YOU WILL CONTINUE TO FOLLOW MY OVER AT THE NEW MIKE'S PLACE.THIS URL HAS TO GO. THE NEW BLOG IS LOCATED OVER HERE
HEY MIKEY,THIS MEANS YOU!!
I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE A FEW CHANGES
1) THE ORIGINAL NAME IS BACK.
2 MIKE'S PLACE HAS A NEW URL IT IS DRUM ROLL, http://mikesplace2.blogspot.com.
THE REASON IS THAT I CANNOT REPLACE THE CURRENT MIKE'S PLACE URL OF HTTP://NUTCASE1.BLOGSPOT.COM.
1) THE ORIGINAL NAME IS BACK.
2 MIKE'S PLACE HAS A NEW URL IT IS DRUM ROLL, http://mikesplace2.blogspot.com.
THE REASON IS THAT I CANNOT REPLACE THE CURRENT MIKE'S PLACE URL OF HTTP://NUTCASE1.BLOGSPOT.COM.
CHANGES
I am going to feature a posting every Wednesday called Wacky Wednesday.
I will also try to remember to post a link the site from where I swiped something for postings here from now on!
I will also try to remember to post a link the site from where I swiped something for postings here from now on!
4 comments:
She's a meanie, but she's smart too. Thanks for reposting this one Mike.
Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)
Sandee,I really enjoyed this,so here it is and it will also be a Silly Saturday on GCRS.
Thank you to both of you. I thought of this post, http://clinicallyclueless.blogspot.com/2009/09/only-three-words.html, when I read it. You may use it if you want. I was rolling when I first read this.
Thank you to both of you. I thought of this post, http://clinicallyclueless.blogspot.com/2009/09/only-three-words.html, when I read it. You may use it if you want. I was rolling when I first read this.
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